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September 2011

Fun Things I Have Found Out About My Roommate:...

janadangerbiever: She collects condoms…. “Yeah, I have like thirty.”

My roommate left for the night. That means I...

intoxicating-octopus: Do not belong at 2AM. KThanks, RAs. Screw you. Who says its the RAs fault for that? You think we choose to do those things at 2am?

August 2011

RA safety inspections are really awkward.

Anyone know where I can get Mason Jars for cheap?

inlovebychoice: I want to do a program for my residents. I want them to plant bamboo stalks in mason jars but I don’t have a huge budget!

That moment you walk on another RA's floor and you...

i seriously love my r.a.

wouldntkilladragon: seriously. you guys. she is so cute. and smiley and energetic and fun. she’s also super laid back and chill and helpful and friendly. and i had her as my r.a. last year. so i got the best r.a. two years in a row. HOLLA.

Student leader problems:

studentleaderproblems: You decide to miss an event to take 2-3 hours to yourself, and get the inevitable, “WHERE WERE YOU?”

salad days: monsters university →

skhsaladdays: monsters, inc. is probably my favorite disney movie. ever. so, when rumors were finally confirmed for a second movie, i hoped and prayed that it was “boo goes to college” so i could feel like it was my life (true story: people tell me i look like boo all the time. i secretly love it). but nope,…

So we're writing up a party, right...

lifeasanra: …and I’ve just about written down the last of the information. And while I’m writing the ID number of the last student, the fire alarm goes off. SERIOUSLY?!

How do you forget where your room is?

singanewsong10: I love the new residents… Lol.

Homophobia in the Halls?

darkturtwig: Tonight, my boyfriend had an experience that really has me worried. He is an RA at his college, and it is his first semester in the job. The general population around the college is very conservative, even if his college seems to be quite progressive. He is the RA for a boys floor, as he is a guy. Earlier, when he was sitting at the front desk, one of the residents on his floor...

Now that there are more new people moved into my...

Just Antigone: I met two of my advisees today. →

justantigone: And they were drunk off their asses. One, didn’t realize I was his RA when I met him… I think he thought I was a slut because I told him “I live just upstairs. It’s the door with the condoms, if you ever need anything” and he replied, “I live right here, if you ever need anything… Like coffee or…

125sekunden asked: sometimes i really cant handle the attitude of these kids, and YES i am calling them kids because thats how they are acting right now!! how does everyone else deal, and not take it personal?

dedicatedfangirl asked: How was I not following you before?!?! I am a Hall Director (this is my fourth year working in ResLife) and I just spent the last half hour crying with laughter over your blog. Love it!

Why you give me mean look upstairs RA? I not do...

Abandoned by my floor.

ashalili: They all just went to dinner without me. Didn’t even knock to see if I wanted to come. Thanks guys. Gonna go cry in a corner now.

So my RA on my floor....

harrysontucker: told us a story about how he hated his roommate last year. Reason being that this roommate had sex with a virgin and she bled all over on my RA’s side. Just thought I would share : D

my roommate just cooked his mac & cheese in the...

west-niall-virus: the time somehow doubled. i cant stop laughing. he is so sad, it looks so gross oh my jehovah

collegekidwisdom: One thing I do have to say about living in an all-girls’ residence hall…the laundry rooms are spotless. AND they know how to empty the lint trays. I have never had a more hassle-free laundry day at school.

All of the people will be back on campus today!

shesagift: (but also)

my RA is probably the coolest person in the world

First hall meeting went like this:

ohheyitsjazo: PARTIES - THERE WILL BE NONE ALCOHOL - NONE OF YOU ARE 21, CENTRAL CAMPUS IS DRY CAMPUS, NO ALCOHOL DRUGS - NOT GONNA TOLERATE IT IF I DON’T FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH YOUR BULLSHIT, PUBLIC SAFETY WILL RESPECT EVERYONE WORD and with that, last night was silent. :]

Out On A Limb: Injuries I have obtained since RA... →

loveknote: Injuries I have obtained since RA Training: Rug burn on my knee from doing a sweet knee spin. on carpet. in shorts. Humongous bruise on my lower shin from accidentally kicking a table. Numerous paper cuts from Inventories. Bruis on my forearm from running into a counter top. Another carpet…

Dear College Students,

dearcollegestudents: Your mom called to ask about the details of your early move-in and what you needed for training for your first day of work with us. Good start to your first college job. Should I give your work schedule to your mom too so that she can call and tell you to get ready each day?

envivix: I like how my school sends everyone an email saying: We have experienced a campus wide power outage as of 1:20a.m. 20 minutes after the power went out. I’m sure everyone who is here on campus and received the email is thinking, “No Shit, Sherlock”.

Shit She Shoulda Said: Night 1 of being an RA..(a... →

kimkoolerthanice: It was a little bit noisy. But not horrible. I heard someone run down the hall…but it wasn’t that bad. I was able to sleep it got quiet around 1pm or so. BUT. when I woke UP. I came out of my room to find my BULLETIN BOARD was ripped off on the side and one of the flowers I put on it was across…

this kid in my quad just unscrewed all the...

ciwwaf: while listening to a spongebob cd. why is this my senior year of college?