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September 2011

2011 Street Sex Survey-- Diagrams and All! →

Student leader problems:

studentleaderproblems: My mentors suggest that I meditate or do yoga to relieve my stress. When did they think I’d have time for that?

knock-on-it: Why are there guys outside my window clucking like chickens?

Why do all my incidents happen when I'm NOT on...

hogwartswelcomesyouhome: No but like…really. Nothing happens when I’m on duty…but then when I’m NOT on duty I have something happen. Like tonight? I wrote a TWO PAGE INCIDENT REPORT. Two. Pages. GAH.

josesitooo asked: How do you post stuff there? Like do you randomly go from blog to blog or how you find these stuff.

It seems like it’s getting harder and harder to get residents out to programs. We even motivate them with free pizza/scantrons/prizes and legit programs. This year’s batch of residents do not know what they are missing!

donttrustmeimadoctor: listening to friends. #onceanRAalwaysanRA dammit

There shouldn't be brown water coming out of the...

homeworkandhotpockets: I should probably talk to my residence director about that

I accidentally burn popcorn in the dorm and...

coasttocoastlikebutterandtoast: So I spray Oust and tell everyone to calm down.

ireallylikecardigans: Did I miss the announcement saying “EVERY OBNOXIOUS DOUCHE MEET IN THE PARKING LOT IN FRONT OF JIMMY’S DORM”? Is there a meeting somewhere for quiet, vindictive assholes to sit and quietly stew in their anger and hatred? I would go there. Or a Pokemon club. That would be cool too.

Theres a dorm event called "sex in the elevator"

hopelessromanticfreak: Pretty sure this needs some clarification, I may be very interested. Or it could be some shit about consent or privacy or lord knows what.

Look Me In The Eye: My Life With Asperger's →

cyclingbum: A glance at what the Division of Student Affairs Book Club will be reading in November … From Publishers Weekly Starred Review. Robison’s thoughtful and thoroughly memorable account of living with Asperger’s syndrome is assured of media attention (and sales) due in part to his brother Augusten Burroughs’s brief but fascinating description of Robison in Running with Scissors. But...

sammyjeany: RA says, “We are having a program on tonight! You should all come!” you: “There will be free pizza..” you: college students will do anything for free food.

provocatoria: if someone calls this duty phone tonight, it won’t be pretty.

eat. workout. repeat.: microwave "baked" apple →

happilymaintaining: “fall is coming, fall is coming~” ** doing the happy dance around the room ingredients: -1 apple -2 tsp maple syrup / honey -cinnamon -mix ins such as raising, pecans, walnuts, and etc. (optional) directions: 1. wash an apple and remove 3/4 of the core (leave a little bit at the bottom… Floor program!!!

The water fountain on my floor is gone

That moment when the usually lukewarm water in the...

love-wanderlust: and then goes back to its usual less than warm temperature

There was a group of 7-10 people running around my...

innovativeurl: shouting ”parkour” and tapping there shoes on things and gently hopping a foot up a wall. It made me laugh. Then I walked into my dorm and it looked like a club. Someone had turned off all the lights and turned on a disco ball. People were dancing on the pool table like skanks and the music was really loud. It is fucking tuesday night. Don’t do that.

october bulletin board ideas.

katelilat: - LGBT Awareness Month (self explanatory) - “FALL” in love with Athens (things to do in the fall at OU- sports, concerts, etc) - Sex Fun Facts (also self explanatory; might be really awkward to propose to the bossman. oh well. i’d probably have to add safe sex tips in there, too) what do you guys think? any other ideas?

Anonymous asked: I've got a bit of an issue I could really use some advice on. I'm a first year RA in a freshman dorm and one of the girls on my floor is pregnant. She's 19, and has no support from her parents whatsoever. She and I are close enough that I would definitely call us friends. So, when she found out the news, naturally she came to me. She seems pretty set on getting an abortion, which I...

melody :): I created this awesome idea (maybe it’s... →

meluhdeezy: I created this awesome idea (maybe it’s not original but I thought of doing it first!) See, me and my roomies will always know if any of us are inside the dorm or somewhere else. This way there’s no surprise. These little cards were put there on our door by our RA already, I just had the idea…

I may or may not have possibly "taken" a name tag...

murderontherox: But it was a cool tiger one!!!!! :p I bet if you asked the RA, they would make you one of your own.

Strangers need to hold their liquor better please

netpresentvalue: plastic bag feet + half a roll of paper towels + a caution note = paying it forward? I like to think so.

There is what looks to be poo in my dorm's water...

mydailybitching: Just… I hate the human race.

That moment when you realize your campus is more...

vodkill asked: Have you ever planned a program where none of your residents showed up? This is my first semester as an RA, and I was supposed to do a museum visit today with some of my residents. In one on ones, I asked if they would want to go and a lot of them seemed interested so I planned it and advertised it, but when it came time for the program, I went and knocked on doors and did everything I could think...

illegal erection: (n) the prohibited act of...

Spent the last hour or two hiding in the lobby of...

Haha… Wait. You were IN a duffle bag?! o_O

I woke up at 4:00am freaking out because I thought...

COLLEGE PROBLEMS BULLETIN BOARD: RA Fun

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ladyoh11 asked: Sharing Time: Due to the overflow issue At Drexel this year, we had to take in some freshmen residents in our upperclassmen residence halls. As an upperclassmen RA, I was a little against having freshmen here with the upperclassmen. I was worried that they would cause problems, and make our jobs even harder. However, it has been quite the opposite. The freshmen here are AMAZING. Last night I had a...