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Fuck Yeah Res Life!
Why do people still act surprised that they have to sign guests in? I mean really… you’ve lived here for a whole damn year… Get your crap together…
When residents don’t recognize that RA’s are students themselves and can’t be there at their beck and call.
My staff team and I decided to compete in the Condom Fashion Show during safe sex week. The idea is to make an outfit out of condoms. We designed the dress, one of the RAs was going to model, and got a bunch of expired condom from the health center. Well it’s really hard working with lubed up condoms so we decided it would be a good idea to wash them. A couple of us girls went into the community restrooms and were at the sinks with hundreds of condoms when two residents walked in. Both of them were just staring at us like we were crazy, when the brave one asked what we were doing. My staff member, with a straight face, didn’t even bother to look up said, “We are washing our condoms to re-use them. It’s all about being Green here in Beck Hall. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.
I am so done with potheads. I don’t give a crap if you smoke but don’t do it in the dorm stupid. JFC you really think we don’t know you are smoking on 4/20. Plus we can smell it throughout the whole hall -___-
So one time I was doing rounds with my partner around the building. We heard some cat noises. Long story short, a girl had a damn-ass cat in her room. She got rid of it, as I requested.
The next day, I followed up with her to make sure the cat wasn’t back. It was. I told her I now had to document the situation. She says, “but I got rid of it like you asked me.”
“Bitch, you fucking brought it BACK…”😠
Nobody can use the excuse that they didn’t know about the movie night tomorrow!
The top photo is a picture of the flyers on the bathroom doors and then the second picture is the personal invite reminders I made and then taped to everyone’s door handle.
These cannot NOT be seen!
I don’t get residents sometimes. I work a midnight to 3am desk shift at my university and I like to get myself some grub when my shift is over.
On an entirely unrelated (but relevant) topic… You know those movie moments where the character daydreams about what they would say and do in a…
